Wednesday, 4 December 2013

Buttocks - flash for Trifecta

Oh, my poor buttocks.
It was fine yesterday, but today...
I itched and scratched at it all morning, yet it wouldn't go away.
Not after a bath, nor after sauna.
Now I have a rash the size of a watermelon all over my lovely tush.
Can't even sit to drink my tea.
Oh, Sweet Lips. You said your soap was crab free.


  1. Eeeps-what a price to pay for sharing a lover's soap;-)lol!

  2. Oh gosh this is gross and funny at the same time.

  3. Yikes, might want to look for a better class girl next time.